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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 1:21pm - misc - by glam300 - United Kingdom
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)
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