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James64138

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1901
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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James64138's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

#20112854
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24058) - you deserved it (1857)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by sadness - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39789) - you deserved it (4249)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26418) - you deserved it (1858)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML

#19520981
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (1925)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
586 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14212) - you deserved it (56197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML

#19385334
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6423) - you deserved it (29611)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (4110)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17598) - you deserved it (27243) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27015) - you deserved it (16381)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27015) - you deserved it (16381)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33543) - you deserved it (3099)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (5617)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35131) - you deserved it (8434)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24408) - you deserved it (35999)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)



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