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James64138

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today , the guy I'm dating cummed into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say , "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

#20112854
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24030) - you deserved it (1856)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by sadness - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2491)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in an added, "Can I have them 4 mah collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (1857)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Found Out I Have A Kidney Infection. Now I'm Forced To Drink At Least 4 Glasses Of Water Before Going To Bed. I Also Have To Be Woken Up Every Two Hours To Be Told To ( GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE! ) By Mah Mother. FML

#19520981
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24850) - you deserved it (1923)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today..!! I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting!! When the kids' parent cummd home..!! they made fake crying noise to see if I would wake up!! I slept like a baby..!! an by the time they finally rousd me..!! I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest!! FML

#19385334
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6411) - you deserved it (29589)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub wen a meatball fell out and rolld into my air and all down my sirt . I couldn't fine te missing meatball anywere . I found it later, in my andbag . mega FML

#19179734
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (4059)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

2day a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to expres some solidarity, I went to send her a tereful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. real FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17584) - you deserved it (27205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (16371)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (16371)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33519) - you deserved it (3094)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (5616)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35101) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today... extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him looool in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (35974)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)



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