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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jakeymd : Hi, i'm a massive FML fan but have only recently created an account. Im from little old England and am an electrical engineer. I love music, the arts, films, family, friends and life itself :D

Jakeymd's page activity

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Jakeymd's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Jakeymd's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

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  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

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