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Jakeymd
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jakeymd : Hi, i'm a massive FML fan but have only recently created an account. Im from little old England and am an electrical engineer. I love music, the arts, films, family, friends and life itself :D

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Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23078) - you deserved it (15214)

On 03/14/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by WildaRora (woman) - Australia

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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38832) - you deserved it (8118) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm - love - by Bouh (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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