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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1984 (31 years)
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Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML


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On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML


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On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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