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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2679
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jaguar1234 : Tall, loves sports, real friendly, can make anyone laugh

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105716) - you deserved it (12411)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42084) - you deserved it (11904)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26102) - you deserved it (48563)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9385) - you deserved it (91580)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118799) - you deserved it (73832)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40401) - you deserved it (139890)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70898) - you deserved it (18371)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41300) - you deserved it (18307)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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