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About JaegerMayCry : "Don't ever argue with a stupid person, for they will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."
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Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
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