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Jadian
  • Town/Country : Tampa, Florida, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1056
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jadian : I'm a student majoring in clinical psychology at a university in southern Florida. I love to draw, write stories, and give advice. I am currently in the process of trying to publish a young adult novel.

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Jadian's favorite FMLs

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (23763) - you deserved it (1924)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

#15154591 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (9106) - you deserved it (23445)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (8654) - you deserved it (22182)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17545) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (22291) - you deserved it (4661)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (98515)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228624) - you deserved it (19489)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)