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  • Number of visits : 2123
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jadian : I'm a mental health technician and artist living in southern Florida. I love to draw, write stories, and give advice. I am currently in the process of trying to publish a young adult novel.

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Jadian's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (4441)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML


I agree, your life sucks (6650) - you deserved it (52273)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35012) - you deserved it (3155)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15154) - you deserved it (37692)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14850) - you deserved it (36544)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (5685)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33087) - you deserved it (6666)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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