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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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