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About Jacobt24 : I live in Carlsbad, New Mexico which is home of the Carlsbad Caverns and Christmas on the Pecos. Favorite sport is football and the Denver Broncos will eventually be great again.
I also am always on my iPhone so if you have ever sent me a message, that's why I haven't responded. I will try and log in on the computer more often to avoid this.
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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
Monday 30 March 2015