Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Jackthestripper

Search for a member

Jackthestripper

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30326
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jackthestripper : My name's not Jack. I'm not a stripper.

I'm a teddy bear in human form ^_^

Jackthestripper's page activity

Visits<b>tagallopes</b> - the 10/03/2014 at 12:36am<b>Gentleman_Snivy</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 3:19pm<b>frassie95</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 6:25pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 3:04pm<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 3:55pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 4:05pm<b>bewer415</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 1:50pm<b>jinxheart101</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 3:02am<b>rajleenatwal</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 4:26am<b>justin1337</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 4:10pm<b>hekinokuroihi</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 7:04am<b>hexo21</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 7:40pm<b>mystery1994</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 10:02pm<b>jessherself13</b> - the 03/14/2014 at 1:24am<b>hogman500</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 2:18pm<b>crapmaster3000</b> - the 02/18/2014 at 11:56pm<b>erinlindon</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 4:04pm<b>imhope</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 10:33pm

Jackthestripper's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Jackthestripper's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273008) - you deserved it (144993)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (85893)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (776179) - you deserved it (82761)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: