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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 November 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 30345
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Jackthestripper : My name's not Jack. I'm not a stripper.

I'm a teddy bear in human form ^_^

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Jackthestripper's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
734 comments

I agree, your life sucks (275362) - you deserved it (145943)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

#2005903
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (85925)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
750 comments

I agree, your life sucks (781345) - you deserved it (82933)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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