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Jackiess22
  • Town/Country : San Diego, CA, USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 50
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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25405) - you deserved it (4085)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65188) - you deserved it (6888)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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