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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Jackel0228's favorite FMLs

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63460) - you deserved it (11931)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9965) - you deserved it (82330)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8402) - you deserved it (27875)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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