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Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (4869)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (7263)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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