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About JabberJaw88 : I'm just your run-of-the-mill Pacific NW'er.

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Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42234) - you deserved it (3267)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47600) - you deserved it (4620)

On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML


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On 10/21/2013 at 2:53am - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49618) - you deserved it (8107)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46098) - you deserved it (8345)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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