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J_rockk10
  • Town/Country : Miami , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About J_rockk10 : Sup, my name is Justin and Im from sunny Miami. That was really corny. People say Im on the quiet side but once I get to know you I louden up if you wanna say lol. I have a obsession with cars ( I have a 2006 BMW M5) or anything that goes fast. Um, I play baseball and Ive been in Jiu Jitsu for a few months. I like alternative rock, soul, pop, indie, dubstep, house and others I cant think of now. I like artists/bands like John Mayer, Micheal Buble, Cobra Starship, Passion Pit (I know, weird name), Erykah Badu, India Arie, Deadmau5, Tiesto, Daft Punk, Rusko and lots more. This is starting to bore me lol so PEACE! Message me, I'll respond fa shoo.

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Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (11569)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States



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