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About J_rockk10 : Sup, my name is Justin and Im from sunny Miami. That was really corny. People say Im on the quiet side but once I get to know you I louden up if you wanna say lol. I have a obsession with cars ( I have a 2006 BMW M5) or anything that goes fast. Um, I play baseball and Ive been in Jiu Jitsu for a few months. I like alternative rock, soul, pop, indie, dubstep, house and others I cant think of now. I like artists/bands like John Mayer, Micheal Buble, Cobra Starship, Passion Pit (I know, weird name), Erykah Badu, India Arie, Deadmau5, Tiesto, Daft Punk, Rusko and lots more. This is starting to bore me lol so PEACE! Message me, I'll respond fa shoo.
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Friday 22 May 2015