About J_rockk10 : Sup, my name is Justin and Im from sunny Miami. That was really corny. People say Im on the quiet side but once I get to know you I louden up if you wanna say lol. I have a obsession with cars ( I have a 2006 BMW M5) or anything that goes fast. Um, I play baseball and Ive been in Jiu Jitsu for a few months. I like alternative rock, soul, pop, indie, dubstep, house and others I cant think of now. I like artists/bands like John Mayer, Micheal Buble, Cobra Starship, Passion Pit (I know, weird name), Erykah Badu, India Arie, Deadmau5, Tiesto, Daft Punk, Rusko and lots more. This is starting to bore me lol so PEACE! Message me, I'll respond fa shoo.
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Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)
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