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Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
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I agree, your life sucks (59731) - you deserved it (21057)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9558) - you deserved it (54377)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98184) - you deserved it (23509)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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