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JV4Life
  • Town/Country : Tucson,AZ, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JV4Life : Im Daniel

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Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29533) - you deserved it (2069)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62372) - you deserved it (20274)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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