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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States
Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm - health - by pigeons_suck (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)
Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 2:55pm - health - by sushi hater - United States (Colorado)
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
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