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JTthePurpleNinja
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1249
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JTthePurpleNinja : I say what I think. I go on FML when I'm bored. I think grammar nazis are just as bad as the people they criticize.

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Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5145) - you deserved it (51074)

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