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About JTthePurpleNinja : I say what I think. I go on FML when I'm bored. I think grammar nazis are just as bad as the people they criticize.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML