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JTheDOn
  • Town/Country : Arnhem, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 464
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

#3549532
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53038) - you deserved it (3050)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by allwaysbuggedinheaven - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent 3 hours looking at a youtube video for how to do rubik's cube. Even after being told how to do it, I couldn't finish it. I scroll down at the comments and read "Awesome! I'm 10 and can do it in 3 minutes now!". I'm 28 and still couldn't get it, even with a guide. FML

#3529242
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (9652)

On 07/06/2009 at 4:08pm - work - by DoesNotLikeCubes (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

#3528388
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38716) - you deserved it (3739)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by JMU (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43022) - you deserved it (2821)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61052) - you deserved it (11747)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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