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JRSpaniel
  • Town/Country : Ft. Wayne, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 6760
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (24398)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was so bored at work that I put a zip tie on my finger just for the excitement of trying to get it off. FML

#8880583 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (4930) - you deserved it (11037)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML

#8819162 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (1587)

On 03/04/2010 at 6:24am - misc - by AZN656 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (16006) - you deserved it (1587)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML

#7113361 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (18095) - you deserved it (1941)

On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

#6484371 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (21482) - you deserved it (1264)

On 11/27/2009 at 8:48pm - animals - by bill - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

#6439470 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you deserved it (1024)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by bummer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (57259) - you deserved it (8509)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23534) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

#6401581 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (13630) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML

#6310679 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (21252) - you deserved it (5313)

On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML

#5873814 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (5627) - you deserved it (29339)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

#5685391 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (2797)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (3375)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (3440)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)