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Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML
Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML
Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML
today I helped grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate marriage. real FML
Today, was just like almost every fir the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smokd cigarettes, jerkd off, went to the store to get coffee, smokd more cigarettes, and sat in mah room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes . FML
Friday 27 March 2015