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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JRLovecraft : Hi, I'm Kristen and I like to party.

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Today, after having sex, mah girlfriend left mah apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her!! What? FML

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs mah clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewardd with a queef. He found it hilarious and testd it out 5 more times. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

today I helped grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate marriage. real FML


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On 06/20/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by groom (man) - United States (Kansas)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was just like almost every fir the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smokd cigarettes, jerkd off, went to the store to get coffee, smokd more cigarettes, and sat in mah room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes . FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

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