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TODAY, I WENT THROUGH WITH MY ELABORATE PLANS TO PROPOSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITH CREATIVITY. I TOOK HER SKYDIVING AND PROPOSED IN MIDAIR. SHE REJECTED. WHY? SHE WANTED A MORE ( TRADITIONAL ) PROPOSAL. MEGA FML
Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML
Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
Friday 27 March 2015