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Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I WENT THROUGH WITH MY ELABORATE PLANS TO PROPOSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITH CREATIVITY. I TOOK HER SKYDIVING AND PROPOSED IN MIDAIR. SHE REJECTED. WHY? SHE WANTED A MORE ( TRADITIONAL ) PROPOSAL. MEGA FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32554) - you deserved it (6507)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I anded out 30 resume only to fine out, after te last resume was anded out, my broter ad canged te last sentence of every paragrap to 'I am a massive douce bag.' mega FML

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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