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JHM_27
  • Town/Country : Sudbury, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 January 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 320
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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (64058)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328 (469)

I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (339106)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

#185042 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (52984) - you deserved it (11958)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

#171623 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (42378) - you deserved it (6821)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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