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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5823
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JGood09 : The name's Jordan, I go to OSU (Ohio State) for Computer Sciences. I like to be the class clown and make people laugh, I'm pretty awesome. I like to workout when I can, and play the drums in my free time. Always down to party and have a good time

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Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML


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On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML


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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML


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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

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