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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6189
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JGood09 : The name's Jordan, I go to OSU (Ohio State) for Computer Sciences. I like to be the class clown and make people laugh, I'm pretty awesome. I like to workout when I can, and play the drums in my free time. Always down to party and have a good time

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JGood09's FML badges

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JGood09's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

by miiiiilk / 12/05/2010 at 6:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy