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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today , my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset , so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

#20034633
72 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by m (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I realizd just how messd up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convincd that I'll start beating her someday. She's startd taking martial arts classes, an threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustratd with her. FML

#20029819
174 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Yesterday my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

#20020311
161 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, looool the condom slipped off, cuz mah boyfriend refuse to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms !! mega FML

#20018436
189 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. mega FML

#20005337
138 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)

TODAY I WENT TO MAH FAVORITE BURGER JOINT. UPON TAKING THE FIRST BITE OF MAH BURGER I DISLOCATED MAH JAW AND THE WAITERS HAD TO CALL 911. FML

#19990108
108 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said ( I am going to stay unemployed forever! ) He was serious. FML

#19987101
117 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer punched me in the face fir repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. real FML

#19982373
96 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY USBAND AND I STOPPD AT A SCENIC OVERLOOK ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. I LOOKD DOWN AND NOTICD SEVERAL SMALL SELLS AND EXCITEDLY CALLD IM OVER. I SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND FOSSILS ERE!" TE MOMENT IT CAME OUT OF MY MOUT, I REALIZD TEY WERE PISTACIO SELLS. SO DID E. MEGA FML

#19948855
74 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

TODAY , I CALLD THE COPS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT A DRUNK MAN WAS DRIVING DANGEROUSLY DOWN MY ROAD. ABOUT AN HOUR LATER , I WAS GOING TO THE STORE AN GOT PULLD OVER FIR SPEEDING BY THE COP I CALLD. FML

#19943890
72 comments

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On 07/16/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by SCdriver (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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