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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

#20491987
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38844) - you deserved it (2146)

On 02/03/2013 at 7:26pm - money - by :/ (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

#20490079
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38153) - you deserved it (8955)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

#20455127
111 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML

#20169022
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On 11/19/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by ausmill12 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend admitted to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team, which at first turned me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

#20164114
107 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 8:37am - love - by SweetStuff88 (man) - United States

Today, I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager. FML

#20161445
116 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

#20083631
358 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

#20063186
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7915) - you deserved it (19836)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, after finishing a song during karaoke, a man came up to me and held out his hand. Quite flattered, I shook it, said thanks and that I was glad he enjoyed it. Turns out he was next and just wanted the microphone. FML

#20049122
88 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

#20035502
223 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
141 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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