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About JETT19 : Well im jethro, i gym, exercise, skate and cycle somtimes. I love music its a passion, movies are the shit. best are comedy's like family guy and simpsons...awesome. im tall, brown hair, brownish eyes... oh god and im a white south
african :( lol
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Friday 28 August 2015