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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JETT19 : Well im jethro, i gym, exercise, skate and cycle somtimes. I love music its a passion, movies are the shit. best are comedy's like family guy and simpsons...awesome. im tall, brown hair, brownish eyes... oh god and im a white south
african :( lol

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JETT19's favorite FMLs

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (70275)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15264) - you deserved it (30792)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (7952)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41445) - you deserved it (5447)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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