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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JETT19 : Well im jethro, i gym, exercise, skate and cycle somtimes. I love music its a passion, movies are the shit. best are comedy's like family guy and simpsons...awesome. im tall, brown hair, brownish eyes... oh god and im a white south
african :( lol

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Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12576) - you deserved it (67242)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (29223)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45445) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (5371)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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