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JETT19
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 March 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JETT19 : Well im jethro, i gym, exercise, skate and cycle somtimes. I love music its a passion, movies are the shit. best are comedy's like family guy and simpsons...awesome. im tall, brown hair, brownish eyes... oh god and im a white south
african :( lol

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Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10315) - you deserved it (52810)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my sister, who's claimed for the past six years to be lesbian, has become straight. She's now dating the guy that I've liked for two years. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (3824)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:48am - intimacy - by samanthalynn12 - United States

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11056) - you deserved it (21870)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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140 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34483) - you deserved it (4375)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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