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JERZBornNRaised
  • Town/Country : Howell, New Jersey
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 May 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3119
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JERZBornNRaised : I'm Chris and I'm from Jersey, I don't use this anymore really so if i don't respond don't take it personally

Questions? that's what messages are for :D ask awayyy, I'll try to get back to you ASAP

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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