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JDI
  • Town/Country : Ridgecrest, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 7022
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JDI : I'm a cool guy who likes to have fun, yea i'm bein goofy in my pic but hey, it was fun. I live in R/C so don't hate, i'm pretty laid back, hit me up if you want to. Myspace.com/tleger or tlegs1@hotmail_.com

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JDI's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (5365)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

#4235904 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (52648) - you deserved it (3715)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (36493) - you deserved it (4697)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362982) - you deserved it (401322)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)