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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7215
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JDI : I'm a cool guy who likes to have fun, yea i'm bein goofy in my pic but hey, it was fun. I live in R/C so don't hate, i'm pretty laid back, hit me up if you want to. Myspace.com/tleger or tlegs1@hotmail_.com

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JDI's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47395) - you deserved it (7139)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

#4235904
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62088) - you deserved it (5100)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke to my husband donning a gorilla mask in the middle of the night. My kids have been staying in a tent out back for the past few nights, and have complained of a "monster" scaring them. I told them that it was their imagination. My husband says he gets a kick out of it. FML

#3837360
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44358) - you deserved it (6309)

On 07/17/2009 at 6:02pm - kids - by Divorcemenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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