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Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML


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On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML


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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML


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On 03/24/2010 at 11:00am - intimacy - by suckstobeme - United States

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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