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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you deserved it (3652)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (1920)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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