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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JCadle90 : College student... I love to party and hang with people

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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

#8122396
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18250) - you deserved it (2575)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:09am - intimacy - by stewiesclone - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8445) - you deserved it (38314)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (11979)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

#7502995
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (5214)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19582) - you deserved it (5930)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27065) - you deserved it (6313)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (14400)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

#7070203
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9335) - you deserved it (27921)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9166) - you deserved it (19524)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)



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