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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 766
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JCHammer : My name is Justus and I enjoy a few Kevin Bacon movies also I love lasagnia. I love music, friends and stuff. If you want to, massage me and I'll return the favor ;)

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