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JCHammer
  • Town/Country : Virginia, USA!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JCHammer : My name is Justus and I enjoy a few Kevin Bacon movies also I love lasagnia. I love music, friends and stuff. If you want to, massage me and I'll return the favor ;)

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Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6013) - you deserved it (27903)

On 12/04/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Wino (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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