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About JBrownie123 : Hey, the name is Jasmine. Yeah, so as my profile says, I'm 19 (almost 20) and I'm from England... That's about it really.
I'm pretty adventurous with my hair... Generally open to suggestions!
Also, I don't have Kik. Stop asking!

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Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27067) - you deserved it (8315)

On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML


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On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34849) - you deserved it (5451)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

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