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JBrownie123
  • Town/Country : Havant, United Kindgom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JBrownie123 : Hey, the name is Jasmine. I'm a pretty laid back person, but if you want to argue, I'll comply, but only because I know I'll win. Hah, nah, I'm shitting you, I can't be bothered with it.
Yeah, so as my profile says, I'm 18, and I'm from England... That's about it really.
I'm pretty adventurous with my hair... I think I'm going green next!

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Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18926) - you deserved it (5886)

On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (4124)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)



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