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About JBrownie123 : Hey, the name is Jasmine. Yeah, so as my profile says, I'm 19 (almost 20) and I'm from England... That's about it really.
I'm pretty adventurous with my hair... Generally open to suggestions!
Also, I don't have Kik. Stop asking!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML
Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
Monday 1 September 2014