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About JAIROUS48764 : I'm just a apple geek... o(^?^)o

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (5845)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (5547)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML


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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

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