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JACKxRAWR

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JACKxRAWR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1644
  • Number of comments : 308
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JACKxRAWR : Hi, I'm Jack. I'm from the UK and hoping to join the Army within the next year or so. I live for Marvel comics, my TV shows (GoT, TWD etc), and my movies. I love going hiking, camping and shooting.

Add me on Kik or Snapchat, my username for both is JACKxRAWR.

I profile-stalk plenty of people on here, and I like it when I get messaged. So yeah, message me.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JACKxRAWR's favorite FMLs

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (2026)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23193) - you deserved it (10321)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20982) - you deserved it (34907)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43735) - you deserved it (3554)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (3906)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (33653)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23471) - you deserved it (4278)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML

#17991756
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22082) - you deserved it (3713)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (3751)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29055) - you deserved it (4248)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19793) - you deserved it (2547)

On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (9122)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (3226)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46426) - you deserved it (4084)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9985) - you deserved it (42961)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)



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