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Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML
Today... a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided... and she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement cuz she'd showed me... and told me where the key was.
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatchd my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
TODAY... I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO MAKE A MOVE ON THE GUY I'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON. I ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME. HE ANSWERED... "SORRY... I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT." I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANY PARTICULAR MOVIE. FML
Todayhile Driving Mah Grandma Home From A Family Dinner.. . I Had To Pull Into A Gas Station.. . Because Mah Tank Was Almost Empty . She Became Convinced That Someone Would Kidnap Herhile I Went To Pay.. . And Eventually Threatened To Blow Us Up By Tossing Her Lighter At The Gas Pumps . FML
Yesterday, I did my small part to help the envronment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The brds showed there appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML
Today, I finally got a phone call from a publisher saying they would publish the book I'd written. I'd gotten loads of rejection letters, so I was so excitd. Until I realizd it was my dad, feeling sorry fir me. mega FML
TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015