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Iwannabetreo
  • Town/Country : Vejle, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 October 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 16078
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Iwannabetreo : Hi, everyone.
I'm Camilla, a 16 year old girl.
I live in Denmark, so I apologize for grammar mistakes.
I spend alot of time reading FML, especially in school.
I'm on my first year of the mediagraphic education.
I take many pictures and I post alot of them on Deviantart.

I listen to music almost constantly. :3

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Iwannabetreo's favorite FMLs

Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

#13811167 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (20603) - you deserved it (3222)

On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

#13807463 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (5258) - you deserved it (13974)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (31990) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (2231)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (51890) - you deserved it (3371)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

#4730526 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (2749)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. After ringing the alarm bell consistantly for 10 minutes, I called someone I was staying with. She went down to the front desk and said that there were people stuck in the elevator. Front desk- "Is that what that is? I thought it was some kids messing around." FML

#4433502 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (33636) - you deserved it (1621)

On 08/10/2009 at 7:00pm - misc - by elevatorFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

#4234116 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (6712) - you deserved it (34087)

On 08/02/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I received the box my parents sent me for my birthday. Contents were a travel first-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML

#2929897 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (2240)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

#2905430 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (43696) - you deserved it (2398)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandpa died. I decided to call my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit: "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

#2901718 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (37593) - you deserved it (17067)

On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

#2527360 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (72704) - you deserved it (5139)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (93847) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120423) - you deserved it (28803)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)