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Ivy
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6449
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ivy : I am addicted to FML, the first time I found it I was on it for like 10 hours straight, ever since it has kept me up until around 4 30 am, I'm pretty sure I have read them all. When I wake up, I check FML. When I get home, I check FML. And the first thing I do when I turn a computer on is check FML. I am devoted to FML.com, I love it! I have converted several people too :P oh and btw, this site is so cool people are copying it now, haha check this out. shitty site, but funny because its fmls for average ppl.


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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170829) - you deserved it (52068)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19234) - you deserved it (62377)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (234005) - you deserved it (16152)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (11096) - you deserved it (46237)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (119725) - you deserved it (34140)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (445866) - you deserved it (32696)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17896) - you deserved it (5297)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)



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