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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47953) - you deserved it (16527)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by peniswoman (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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