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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12103) - you deserved it (44963)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)



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