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  • Town/Country : Staten Island, New York., United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1992 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 8397
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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About ItsAshxD

I like potatoes. :D.
I like playing guitar and piano.
I'm a senior in High School.
Hm, kbai.

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Today, I was watching Pokémon with my daughter when she told me that I reminded her of her favorite Pokémon. Feeling good about it, I asked which one. She pointed to the screen and said "Snorlax!" The fat and lazy one. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15172) - you totally deserved it (3722)

On 11/15/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by dessaye (woman) - Singapore

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Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16201) - you totally deserved it (1690)

On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18752) - you totally deserved it (1640)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18145) - you totally deserved it (3409)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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