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Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by BackAndForth (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by kemando - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
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On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version
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