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Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7935) - you deserved it (41009)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8638) - you deserved it (112773)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (3340)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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161 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

#15560362
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (9166)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (5426)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56140) - you deserved it (12099)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30780) - you deserved it (6924)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44690) - you deserved it (20818)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version



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