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Isoldael

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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1535
  • Number of comments : 445
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Isoldael : Yes, that is one of my corn snake hatchlings in my pic, I think he's absolutely adorable :D I'm someone who mainly reads FMLs without commenting, so you likely won't see me around very often. If you want to talk, feel free to send me a pm although I might not answer very fast :)

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Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

#19990108
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (2290)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

#19990108
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (2290)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

#19990108
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (2290)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

#19990108
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21178) - you deserved it (2290)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10738) - you deserved it (36872)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

#18182006
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27761) - you deserved it (4506)

On 11/07/2011 at 4:38am - misc - by Isoldael - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (8549)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55557) - you deserved it (4264)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (8478)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

#1090748
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46870) - you deserved it (9672)

On 04/18/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML



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