About Ishinebrightly : Aloha! My name is Ariel Matthews and I was born and grew up in Great Britain until I was 13. I am the daughter of a very wealthy family and grew up in wealthy private schools of New York. I enjoy the beach, drawing, and riding my 3 horses: Sadie, Butterz, and Marcie. Message me to get to know me better(:
I used to compete in Pageants when I was little and won almost every time I competed. I play lots of volleyball and I'm on one of the best teams in the United States.
I've had my experience with douche-bag boyfriend so if you need some advice message me!!
I've traveled the world on vacations. I'm fluent in 4 different languages: Spanish, French, Greek, and Japanese.
People say that I'm a brat but I don't really think that I am. I don't let having money get to me at all.
I drive a Veyron Bugatti. I never get to use it because I live in New York and because my chauffeur takes me around in the Hummer Limo. Thinking about selling my car so if you want it, message me!
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Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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