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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 924
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ishinebrightly : Aloha! My name is Ariel Matthews and I was born and grew up in Great Britain until I was 13. I am the daughter of a very wealthy family and grew up in wealthy private schools of New York. I enjoy the beach, drawing, and riding my 3 horses: Sadie, Butterz, and Marcie. Message me to get to know me better(:

I used to compete in Pageants when I was little and won almost every time I competed. I play lots of volleyball and I'm on one of the best teams in the United States.

I've had my experience with douche-bag boyfriend so if you need some advice message me!!

I've traveled the world on vacations. I'm fluent in 4 different languages: Spanish, French, Greek, and Japanese.

People say that I'm a brat but I don't really think that I am. I don't let having money get to me at all.

I drive a Veyron Bugatti. I never get to use it because I live in New York and because my chauffeur takes me around in the Hummer Limo. Thinking about selling my car so if you want it, message me!

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Ishinebrightly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
676 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (49126)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

#17574598
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you deserved it (2553)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:29am - work - by badluckantonio - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

#17557500
235 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (7693)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

#17549982
136 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030
111 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (3333)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

#17458169
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (4654)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34543) - you deserved it (2408)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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