Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Isamermaid

Search for a member

Isamermaid

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1617
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Isamermaid : ^ ...pimpin' in the bathroom. Hey, at least I do my own laundry.

Isamermaid's page activity

Visits<b>Hikarishimizu</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 7:06am<b>fiesta_balls</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 2:14am<b>themonstaman</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 8:45am<b>Rhett_15</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 4:09am<b>Jschark12</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 2:56am<b>lefartface</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 9:38pm<b>chongoa49</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 4:25pm<b>jad0016</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 2:15pm<b>allforyoux3</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 4:42pm<b>jubejube239</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 3:07pm<b>EverythingNerdy</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 11:00am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 4:26pm<b>joecool86</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 2:58am<b>OhDamnItsNik</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 8:24am<b>Narttu</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 7:33pm<b>cfende02</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 12:17am<b>janiiine</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 9:49am<b>ileenefudge</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 5:16am

Isamermaid's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Isamermaid's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML

#8085656
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19719) - you deserved it (2178)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

#5573814
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8279) - you deserved it (59447)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

#3970394
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44725) - you deserved it (9407)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18121) - you deserved it (55589)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

#2350763
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16530) - you deserved it (68279)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

#2137962
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54177) - you deserved it (3726)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:06am - animals - by georgia819 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (174770) - you deserved it (11743)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: