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Isabella293
  • Town/Country : ......, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Isabella293 : I like to write, read, spend time with my friends, go to the movies, play volleyball/ basketball, listen to music and etcetera.

Bands I Like:
The Fray, Sara Bareilles, Pink, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Saving Abel, 3OH!3, Panic At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Sean Kingston.

Movies & Shows I Like:
Good Luck Chuck, Gone With the Wind, Jaws, Superbad, Urban Legends, Friday the 13th, Mean Girls, Sweeney Todd, American Pie, The Butterfly Effect, Family Guy, Three and a Half Men, South Park, House, Glee, Let the Right One In.

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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

#7212033 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (24726) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18978) - you deserved it (3056)

On 01/06/2010 at 12:53am - love - by drunkdial - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from splash mountain. FML

#7148108 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (2043)

On 01/04/2010 at 5:20pm - health - by onthetoilet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (21529) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

#7059755 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (15906) - you deserved it (5451)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:52pm - money - by Busted (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (23189) - you deserved it (5207)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)



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