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IronicJustice
  • Town/Country : Monterey Bay, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I said to the pool-boy of my house: “I know what you are doing and you have to stop it.” He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45915) - you deserved it (5988)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13063) - you deserved it (53418)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48285) - you deserved it (22971)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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